mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdsphere)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.

Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*