cosbyykidd:

thuglifeandhackysacks:

queeniman:

Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

White person: Sell me the house.

Realtor: …are you sure?

White person: I’ll pay triple.

Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

White person: Do you prefer cash or check?

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

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