tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

(Source: fagbarbie)

willardlol:

pickurballsupoffthefloor:

cashemoji:

N O C H I L L

I just

YO THAT’S LIKE

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck